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Stanton CommunicationsBryan Stanton, 860-542-1234 Voice860-542-0005 Copyright Business Wire 2009. Note: The following conversation is purely satire and did not (to my knowledge) actually take place.Jan. 1, 2009Eric Mangini, recently fired as head coach of the New York Jets, sits in the darkest corner of a local bar across from his former master, The Dark One.Eric Mangini: Thank you for seeing me Mr Bel...er, I mean lord.The Dark One: I am busy, Eric. What is it that you wantEM: As you know, master, I just lost my job with the Jets, and I'm not sure where to go from here.TDO: I told you that you weren't ready to be on your own.EM: I know I should have listened to you. What would I have to do for you to take me back into the foldTDO: If you wish to be back in my good graces, Eric, there is only one thing to do. I want you to humiliate the city that hated me so, and to do that you must ruin the Cleveland Browns.EM: And how do I do thatTDO: Become head coach of the Browns and run the team into the ground.EM: How on earth am I supposed to get myself hired I've just been fired after orchestrating one of the worst late-season collapses in football history.TDO: Lie Tell Mr Lerner that you can win with the players he has.

If he thinks you can provide a winning season or two and put more money in his pocket, he won't hesitate to hire you Trust me. He doesn't like to be bothered with his American football team.EM: What should I do if I get hired, my lordTDO: You will be hired. You can start by completely botching the draft.EM: But they have the fifth overall pick, and there are plenty of talented players available. How can I screw that up without being obviousTDO: Like Al Davis Just kidding It's easy. Trade down as much as you can, and then reach with every single pick. That should ensure that the majority of your choices can't contribute until after you are gone, if at all.EM: What about the extra picks I get from trading downTDO: It's simple really. Determine the best five players available with each pick and then pass on them.