m this morning many thought it was a joke

I have absolutely dominated.I have racked up a 32-6 record against inferior competition and because the competition is so poor, I'm only in the coach's office on UC's campus about three hours per day.So last night, I did the math. If I only have to spend three hours a day coaching Cincinnati, this means I could can put nine hours a day towards coaching Notre Dame and God knows they need it and then I could put three hours towards the Cincinnati-South Bend commutewhich I will make in a Black Hawk helicopter that Notre Dame will provide. This would then give me three hours to hang out with my family and six hours to sleep." Later in his 72 page statement, Kelly took a jab at some past Notre Dame coaches "People think that there is a problem in South Bend There is a problem, it's called horrible coaching. I have more coaching talent in my elbow than Tyrone Willingham or Bob Davie had in their whole body.And Charlie Weis, sweet Mary Magdalene, you give me Tom Brady and the Patriot offense and we would score 72 points a quarter, minimum. My infant son could have coached Notre Dame to nine wins this season and Weis only pulled off six." When Kelly's statement was released at 10 a.m this morning, many thought it was a joke. However, Notre Dame Athletic Director Jack Swarbrick confirmed the hiring in this statement released to the media just before 11:30 a.m. We told Coach Kelly we would do whatever it takes to get him and at that point, he made a list of three things he wanted: 1 A Black Hawk helicopter 2.

For me, Jack Swarbrick, to stop referring to myself in the third person 3 To still be able to coach the Bearcats Of course we said yes, no, and of course Coach Kelly will be taking over on Tuesday December 8. He will coach the Bearcats from 9 a.m.-noon as they prepare for their bowl game and then he will fly to South Bend to practice with the Irish from 1:30-10:30 p.m. I recently read an article on espn in which David Stern speculated about the possibility of women playing in the NBA. To clarify myself I'll outline my idea of the perfect situation where a women could play competitively at the NBA level. This women would have to be fast, not only fast but also have great endurance so she can keep up with the flow of the game in the NBA.

The last thing you would want to see as a fan of basketball if this happened would be a woman struggling to keep up with everyone else. That would just be embarrassing to everyone associated with the league. She would have to be a great shooter. And when I say that I mean lights out, doesn't miss, shovels snow off of her driveway to shoot 100 threes a day good. This is the one area in basketball where woman canundoubtedly keep up with men. If she can shoot just as well or better than the big boys, then she could play with them. She would have to be the scrappiest freaking girl you had ever seen.